http://rubinalia.com/blog Rubinalia.com, the off-topic version. Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:01:18 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en INT. DAY - DUANE READE CUSTOMER approaches CASHIER with single purchase. That purchase is BEANO, a dietary supplement that more often than not bars the voluble and/or odoriferous processes that accompany the digestion of complex sugars. CASHIER You find everything you need? CUSTOMER Yezzir. The CASHIER picks up BEANO. CASHIER Huh. What's this? CUSTOMER (mildly flustered) It's, like, you know how ... http://rubinalia.com/blog/?p=27 From an AP story on the BoSox-Jays doubleheader: Howard Ulman, I don't know who you are, but thank you. Thank you for reaching out to the fourth-grader in all of us. Or at least me. http://rubinalia.com/blog/?p=23 This is what you made me do, Colts. Losing to Kyle Orton like that. At home. On your new field. Shame on you. http://rubinalia.com/blog/?p=21 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! http://rubinalia.com/blog/?p=19 So listen. That right there? That does not taste like "juicy pear." When I went to the store in search of Welch's brand Fruit Snacks, and was thwarted, I sought solace in your "Fruit Bowl" offering. "A delightful array of fruity flavors!" I said. "They might not be Welch's, but ... http://rubinalia.com/blog/?p=14 Sometimes making lists at the beginning of a day is good because it helps me stay "organized." This is different from being "organizized," a variety of organizedness broadcast by terminally frazzled people (hence, in my theory at least, the extra z). These are the same people who, when you ask ... http://rubinalia.com/blog/?p=11 More on this shortly, for now just a live TV segment that ends strangely. In a couple of different ways. Sorry, Maggie. [flv:http://www.rubinalia.com/video/abcnews.flv 440 320] http://rubinalia.com/blog/?p=10 Happy birthday, Kuchi! Love, K & P http://rubinalia.com/blog/?p=9 Thanks to this book, which I'm still only about a third of the way into, I've become embarrassed all over again about the movies I haven't seen—the number, the scope, and the quality. Which isn't to say I don't like good movies, but I'm for some reason more likely to ... http://rubinalia.com/blog/?p=5 Oh, Professor X, your crippled genius knows no bounds. Anyway, the main site is updated and ready to, uh, see above. Lots of recent featurey goodness and the like. And more to come, including profiles of globally famous overpaid actors and actresses whose pockets you can't stop yourself from lining! http://rubinalia.com/blog/?p=4