Archives for August 2008

A Concerned Note to Jelly Belly®

13 August 2008 | Miscellany | No Comments

So listen. That right there? That does not taste like “juicy pear.” When I went to the store in search of Welch’s brand Fruit Snacks, and was thwarted, I sought solace in your “Fruit Bowl” offering. “A delightful array of fruity flavors!” I said. “They might not be Welch’s, but this is the kind of [...]

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Done Lists: Like a To-Do List in Reverse

12 August 2008 | Miscellany | No Comments

Sometimes making lists at the beginning of a day is good because it helps me stay “organized.” This is different from being “organizized,” a variety of organizedness broadcast by terminally frazzled people (hence, in my theory at least, the extra z). These are the same people who, when you ask how they are, respond “I’m [...]

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Banned From TV

4 August 2008 | Self-Promotion | 1 Comment

More on this shortly, for now just a live TV segment that ends strangely. In a couple of different ways. Sorry, Maggie.
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Funna’s What I Got, Li’l Homie

1 August 2008 | Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Happy birthday, Kuchi!
Love, K & P

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